1 00:00:02,440 --> 00:00:05,520 - SOUTHERN US ACCENT: - I just want to say thank you so much 2 00:00:05,520 --> 00:00:08,040 for your bids and donations. 3 00:00:08,040 --> 00:00:11,440 You have all been absolutely amazing. 4 00:00:11,440 --> 00:00:14,320 And the church tower will be saved! 5 00:00:14,320 --> 00:00:17,080 CHEERING 6 00:00:20,160 --> 00:00:22,520 She really knows how to raise money, does that one. 7 00:00:22,520 --> 00:00:24,600 Oh, she's a dynamo, alrighty. 8 00:00:26,080 --> 00:00:28,080 Vicar Etta, she must be pleased. 9 00:00:28,080 --> 00:00:29,640 Well, she didn't look it. 10 00:00:31,800 --> 00:00:34,360 - I'd better get back. - I'll walk you. 11 00:00:34,360 --> 00:00:40,520 How about a quick visit to Valhalla And Chips, warm the cockles? 12 00:00:40,520 --> 00:00:43,320 Come on, put your arm to bed. 13 00:00:43,320 --> 00:00:46,600 Stella must have drummed up some dosh there tonight at the auction. 14 00:00:46,600 --> 00:00:49,840 I calculate from the sales and the cash-o-meter that they will be 15 00:00:49,840 --> 00:00:53,040 in excess of 40,000 and 16 pence. 16 00:00:53,040 --> 00:00:56,880 - She'll be bob-on as well! - What a brain. 17 00:00:56,880 --> 00:00:58,760 You're going to make it, baby! 18 00:00:59,720 --> 00:01:02,800 Where did the vicar get to? She left pretty darn sharpish. 19 00:01:03,760 --> 00:01:06,080 CHURCH BELLS PEAL 20 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:09,440 What? It's not Sunday. 21 00:01:09,440 --> 00:01:11,600 BELLS RING DISCORDANTLY 22 00:01:13,800 --> 00:01:15,720 OWL HOOTS 23 00:01:18,120 --> 00:01:19,680 Help! 24 00:01:22,120 --> 00:01:24,240 Help me! Help me! 25 00:01:24,240 --> 00:01:26,840 If you just take a step back, please. Take a step back. 26 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:53,280 CLOCK TICKS LOUDLY 27 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:13,000 CHURCH BELLS RING 28 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:13,000 Well, there they are, Robin, 29 00:02:13,000 --> 00:02:18,080 the bells, just about holding up, like four shabby, ancient rugby lads 30 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:20,840 shoulder to shoulder, encouraging each other on. 31 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:24,120 - But for how much longer? - I've seen for years it's crumbling. 32 00:02:24,120 --> 00:02:27,280 Mum was always commenting on it. She was church cleaner, you know. 33 00:02:27,280 --> 00:02:29,760 Those cobwebs wouldn't have been there back in her day. 34 00:02:29,760 --> 00:02:33,040 Sometimes I think the spider webs are the only thing holding it up. 35 00:02:33,040 --> 00:02:36,840 People keep saying that we need a social media campaign, 36 00:02:36,840 --> 00:02:39,360 and I'm hopeless, and we have no money... 37 00:02:39,360 --> 00:02:42,520 ..so I cannot thank you enough for offering up your computer skills. 38 00:02:42,520 --> 00:02:46,480 Well, since Mum passed, I spend all me time online. 39 00:02:46,480 --> 00:02:50,840 - But I'm no expert, like. - Quite frankly, anything will help. 40 00:02:50,840 --> 00:02:53,480 Er...did you get time to look at my booklet, 41 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:56,280 A Short Introductory History Of The Churches Of Blossom Vale? 42 00:02:56,280 --> 00:02:59,200 No, sorry... No. 43 00:02:59,200 --> 00:03:01,080 Looks really interesting, though. 44 00:03:02,040 --> 00:03:03,760 Shall we? 45 00:03:03,760 --> 00:03:05,360 ORGAN PLAYS QUIETLY 46 00:03:05,360 --> 00:03:07,600 I can't get a peep out of the library. 47 00:03:10,880 --> 00:03:12,720 SOBBING 48 00:03:13,680 --> 00:03:15,480 Are you all right? 49 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:20,880 Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 50 00:03:20,880 --> 00:03:24,360 I'm overcome. Vicar, I hope you don't mind - 51 00:03:24,360 --> 00:03:28,800 I am taking a record of my late, late ancestor, long-time vicar 52 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,080 and founding father of this church, 53 00:03:31,080 --> 00:03:35,240 the right reverend Stirling Tobias Norris. 54 00:03:35,240 --> 00:03:37,560 Stella Tobias Norris. 55 00:03:37,560 --> 00:03:38,600 Pleased to meet you. 56 00:03:39,840 --> 00:03:44,880 This is Robin. He's in charge of the website for our Save The Tower fund. 57 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:46,840 I heard about this! 58 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:54,360 It would be sacrilege for my ancestor's church to go to ruin. 59 00:03:55,320 --> 00:03:58,600 I have a calling to help, and I will. 60 00:03:58,600 --> 00:04:01,400 Though I must return to the States in a few days, 61 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:03,760 what little time I have is yours. 62 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:07,920 Oh, and yours, Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandpappy. 63 00:04:07,920 --> 00:04:10,040 I will not let you down. 64 00:04:17,680 --> 00:04:20,800 Here. The first stepping stone. 65 00:04:22,240 --> 00:04:24,040 Mercy! 66 00:04:24,040 --> 00:04:26,680 �10,000? I don't know what to say. 67 00:04:26,680 --> 00:04:31,440 Say nothing, Vicar. Get the word out, get the church hall ready 68 00:04:31,440 --> 00:04:36,600 for an auction, Friday. Friday! Make a miracle. 69 00:04:36,600 --> 00:04:40,600 The town has until Friday to save the tower. 70 00:04:40,600 --> 00:04:44,400 - Get on it, Robin! - Yes. My new right-hand man. 71 00:04:46,560 --> 00:04:50,520 So she is from Dixieland, this fiery fundraiser. 72 00:04:50,520 --> 00:04:52,800 Oh, yeah, all the way through. She's tall, too. 73 00:04:52,800 --> 00:04:55,720 She's like a stretched-out Dolly Parton, but with jet-black hair, 74 00:04:55,720 --> 00:04:58,360 you know, like Elvis black, piled up to the sky. 75 00:04:58,360 --> 00:05:01,520 She's all over town. She's drumming up cash 76 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,600 and contributions for the auction. 77 00:05:03,600 --> 00:05:06,680 You know, I was in Cath's caff having a decaf... 78 00:05:06,680 --> 00:05:11,160 - Bet she couldn't say that again! - Anyhow, I'd just missed this Stella 79 00:05:11,160 --> 00:05:14,040 but she went out with a cake stand, a cash donation and a free meal, 80 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:17,160 - by all accounts. - So did Cath muster up a Southern delicacy? 81 00:05:17,160 --> 00:05:21,160 Oh, no. No, no, no, she wanted Spam, peas, a fried egg and chips. 82 00:05:21,160 --> 00:05:24,280 The kind of belly buster you might need to save a church tower. 83 00:05:24,280 --> 00:05:28,880 Mm. Well, the last I heard, she was in Runard's. 84 00:05:28,880 --> 00:05:31,560 Good luck with that moustachioed miser. 85 00:05:31,560 --> 00:05:35,680 He still owes me for my granny's Victoriana condiment flange. 86 00:05:35,680 --> 00:05:38,840 We all know about your granny's flange. 87 00:05:43,120 --> 00:05:45,160 Oh! 88 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,600 You sure have some beautiful things here, Mr Race Runard. 89 00:05:48,600 --> 00:05:52,840 Well, thank you. I find they are even more astoundingly beautiful 90 00:05:52,840 --> 00:05:57,080 - when in your orbit. - Why, thank you, kind sir! 91 00:05:57,080 --> 00:06:00,640 - My pleasure. - Now, about that matter of donating 92 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:05,000 - one of your precious artefacts. - I only hesitate because... 93 00:06:05,000 --> 00:06:09,280 Do not tell me I have to leave your heavenly emporium empty-handed. 94 00:06:13,760 --> 00:06:16,040 BELL TINKLES 95 00:06:16,040 --> 00:06:21,200 Oh, dearest Uh-Huh is here! Yet another sideys trim? 96 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:24,680 No, erm, I actually have an important announcement. 97 00:06:25,640 --> 00:06:28,760 - There is an escaped convict on the loose. - Say what?! 98 00:06:28,760 --> 00:06:32,520 Not to panic anyone, but as we're within a 50-mile radius 99 00:06:32,520 --> 00:06:35,120 of the prison, we've been requested to ask that residents 100 00:06:35,120 --> 00:06:38,920 just keep on alert, that's all. I can't really tell you much more, 101 00:06:38,920 --> 00:06:41,600 apart from the fact that he does have quite a distinctive scar 102 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,760 down his cheek. Does anyone have any questions? 103 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:47,600 - Is he good-looking? - Is he dangerous? 104 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,720 Let's just say it's probably best not to approach him 105 00:06:49,720 --> 00:06:51,600 - if you do encounter him. - What's his name? 106 00:06:51,600 --> 00:06:53,320 Well, he's not likely to give you his real name, 107 00:06:53,320 --> 00:06:56,360 but it is Ricky Matthews. But he goes by the name Zag. 108 00:06:56,360 --> 00:06:59,600 - How long has he been at large for? - Since this morning. 109 00:06:59,600 --> 00:07:01,520 BELL TINKLES 110 00:07:01,520 --> 00:07:06,920 - Her hair's still wet. - Nothing stops the Pony Express! 111 00:07:06,920 --> 00:07:09,120 AS ELVIS: Uh-huh! 112 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:23,160 THEY GRUNT RHYTHMICALLY 113 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:31,720 BOTH: Odin! Odin! Odin! 114 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:31,720 THEY GRUNT 115 00:07:39,080 --> 00:07:41,160 Valhalla! 116 00:07:41,160 --> 00:07:43,200 How do you know that chant? 117 00:07:43,200 --> 00:07:47,120 Couldn't say. Instinct, maybe? 118 00:07:47,120 --> 00:07:50,360 My momma and daddy had their DNA done - 119 00:07:50,360 --> 00:07:54,480 Daddy nothing, but Momma, it came back, well, 120 00:07:54,480 --> 00:07:57,000 100% Viking! 121 00:07:57,000 --> 00:07:59,200 No Odin-ing way! 122 00:07:59,200 --> 00:08:01,920 So a Viking stands before you. 123 00:08:01,920 --> 00:08:05,400 Or a Viking princess, as my daddy liked to brag. 124 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:07,480 He was right. 125 00:08:07,480 --> 00:08:09,560 Stan. 126 00:08:09,560 --> 00:08:12,200 Now, if I take that, you're not going to throw me 127 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,880 over your shoulder, are you, and sail away with me? 128 00:08:14,880 --> 00:08:17,000 - No. - With his back? Are you kidding? 129 00:08:17,000 --> 00:08:19,760 - And he gets seasick. - Oi, watch it. 130 00:08:19,760 --> 00:08:24,520 I'm collecting cash and donations for the church tower. 131 00:08:24,520 --> 00:08:28,120 Oh, well, say no more. Kev, empty that tip box into her handbag. 132 00:08:29,520 --> 00:08:31,680 Thank you, kind Norsemen. 133 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,200 Oh, excuse me, boys. 134 00:08:41,080 --> 00:08:44,200 Seems like a well-established business you have here. 135 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,280 - Uh-huh. - You own it outright? 136 00:08:46,280 --> 00:08:49,480 He does. This year is his final mortgage payment. 137 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:51,920 - ALL: - Valhalla! 138 00:08:51,920 --> 00:08:55,120 Aye. It weren't easy, but it is all mine. 139 00:08:55,120 --> 00:08:57,640 You are to be congratulated. 140 00:09:01,680 --> 00:09:04,640 You never know who you're going to kiss. 141 00:09:14,640 --> 00:09:16,600 I never thought she'd come. 142 00:09:16,600 --> 00:09:21,080 - Eh? - I've been waiting for a Viking princess all my life. 143 00:09:30,640 --> 00:09:34,840 - Locks of hair. - That's all the famous people that she's cut for. 144 00:09:34,840 --> 00:09:36,960 Look here, Robin, look. 145 00:09:36,960 --> 00:09:38,680 Noddy Holder. 146 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:40,120 Ozzy Osbourne. 147 00:09:40,120 --> 00:09:43,040 - And Cilla Black! - That's very good, yeah. 148 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:48,040 This is an amazing collection. Might it be something that you could 149 00:09:48,040 --> 00:09:51,560 donate to the church auction? This would command a pretty penny. 150 00:09:51,560 --> 00:09:53,920 Oh, I, er... 151 00:09:53,920 --> 00:09:55,480 Wait a minute. 152 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,760 RUMBLING AND BANGING 153 00:10:01,760 --> 00:10:04,520 CAT YOWLS 154 00:10:04,520 --> 00:10:06,960 BANGING AND CRASHING 155 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:11,440 Interesting place, suspended in the seventies. 156 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:13,040 That's our Lily. 157 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:14,600 BICYCLE BELL RINGS 158 00:10:17,560 --> 00:10:19,840 How about this? 159 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:23,720 Left in the yard since 1972, it seems. 160 00:10:23,720 --> 00:10:28,400 Falling apart, but a Chopper bike all the same. 161 00:10:28,400 --> 00:10:31,920 - What? - It swept the nation in the seventies. 162 00:10:31,920 --> 00:10:34,640 It's roughly based on the Hell's Angel Chopper bike, 163 00:10:34,640 --> 00:10:37,960 with its lean-back seating and its raised handlebars. 164 00:10:37,960 --> 00:10:40,720 It's a true icon of the 1970s style and rebellion. 165 00:10:40,720 --> 00:10:45,840 - What she said. - Robin, dear, will you please wheel it out 166 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:48,760 and place it with the other offerings? 167 00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:58,320 I have commandeered him away from the computer screen for the day. 168 00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:00,480 Many hands, and all that. 169 00:11:00,480 --> 00:11:02,760 Now, can I give you a tidy-up? 170 00:11:02,760 --> 00:11:05,640 Oh, no, not at present. 171 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:09,080 But might you be able to give dear Robin a tidy-up? 172 00:11:09,080 --> 00:11:12,680 To be an effective right-hand man, he needs styling. 173 00:11:12,680 --> 00:11:18,360 Thank you so, dear girls. Y'all put me in mind of Steel Magnolias. 174 00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:19,920 Ohhh! 175 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,800 CAR HORN BEEPS 176 00:11:19,920 --> 00:11:21,800 Have you seen that? 177 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:25,800 Here is Race Runard, right on cue to pick up today's haul. 178 00:11:26,840 --> 00:11:31,400 Can I presume to put Robin's coiffure down to a donation? 179 00:11:57,320 --> 00:12:00,360 Take a seat in Sir Swivel. 180 00:12:00,360 --> 00:12:03,400 Where do you go for a cut usually, Robin? 181 00:12:03,400 --> 00:12:05,640 - Myself. - I see. 182 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:10,240 - Short back and sides. - OK... - Me and 183 00:12:10,240 --> 00:12:12,200 How do you know Stella? 184 00:12:12,200 --> 00:12:14,920 Church met her. I'm to help her. 185 00:12:14,920 --> 00:12:16,200 What's your name? 186 00:12:16,200 --> 00:12:20,040 - Robin L Tring. - Did you write 187 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:22,880 A Short Introductory History To The Churches Of Blossom Vale: 188 00:12:22,880 --> 00:12:24,960 - An Educational Pamphlet? - Yes! 189 00:12:24,960 --> 00:12:26,760 Oh, it's very interesting. 190 00:12:26,760 --> 00:12:28,960 I've never met anyone who's read it before. 191 00:12:28,960 --> 00:12:31,160 Oh, well, I found it online and I printed it out. 192 00:12:31,160 --> 00:12:35,480 - She printed it out! - Right, there's quite a bit of 193 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:38,320 - Mr Dan here... - Huh? 194 00:12:38,320 --> 00:12:40,880 - That pesky Mr Dan Druff. - Dandruff. 195 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:44,080 Right. It's my constant problem. Sorry. Sorry. 196 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:47,600 Hey! We can cut through it. Please don't worry. 197 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,160 And later, I've some products I can recommend. 198 00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:56,080 So do we know which part of the USA Stella is from? 199 00:12:56,080 --> 00:13:00,040 Er, not sure. The...South. 200 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,160 Do we know where, exactly? 201 00:13:03,800 --> 00:13:05,480 Down the South. 202 00:13:06,480 --> 00:13:09,400 Well, she certainly knows how to persuade, all right. 203 00:13:09,400 --> 00:13:11,200 Is that her field? 204 00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:14,280 I think back in the States, yes, lots of that type of thing. 205 00:13:14,280 --> 00:13:17,760 She's rich, I think. Gave a massive donation to help kick us off. 206 00:13:17,760 --> 00:13:20,600 - Really? - She's always travelling the world. 207 00:13:20,600 --> 00:13:23,880 Not like me. I haven't really ever left Blossom Vale. 208 00:13:23,880 --> 00:13:25,920 That's part of the haircut, she said, 209 00:13:25,920 --> 00:13:27,560 to have it done for a passport. 210 00:13:29,760 --> 00:13:33,680 I have never seen so much dandruff. And he's like an adoring lapdog. 211 00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:36,040 - Did you see? - He couldn't hide it. 212 00:13:36,040 --> 00:13:38,640 Oh, there's something off-kilter here, like a bob cut 213 00:13:38,640 --> 00:13:41,680 - that isn't truly aligned. - It's the accent. You know, 214 00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,080 there's not just one Southern accent. There are many. 215 00:13:44,080 --> 00:13:46,600 I made a thorough study when I did Streetcar Named Desire at A-level. 216 00:13:46,600 --> 00:13:49,200 I bet you did. And Stella? 217 00:13:49,200 --> 00:13:52,160 Inconsistent. And you know how I feel about that. 218 00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:54,840 I do. I certainly do. 219 00:13:54,840 --> 00:13:57,400 Well, maybe she travelled all over t'Southern states. 220 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:01,360 Mm... Was a bit Gone With The Wind and Dolly Parton pastiche. 221 00:14:01,360 --> 00:14:06,080 Hey, did you notice, when I so much as glanced at her hair 222 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:09,000 she moved away from me across t'salon? 223 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:13,040 - I did notice! - There was no touching that construction, was there? 224 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,800 So high! 225 00:14:18,200 --> 00:14:21,240 Oh! That's better! 226 00:14:23,800 --> 00:14:25,920 - BRUMMIE ACCENT: - Here y'are, bab, come outta the corner. 227 00:14:25,920 --> 00:14:28,080 Let's have a proper look at ya. 228 00:14:28,080 --> 00:14:31,920 I got you some gear from the charity shop. Gratis, of course. 229 00:14:31,920 --> 00:14:33,600 Try this jacket on. 230 00:14:36,240 --> 00:14:41,000 There you go. See? Clothes maketh the man. 231 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:43,680 Right, where we at? How much we got? 232 00:14:44,640 --> 00:14:48,240 Well, the accounts you said I had to open, I can hardly keep track. 233 00:14:48,240 --> 00:14:50,480 Get it together. 234 00:14:50,480 --> 00:14:54,160 We've got about 2,500 so far already. 235 00:14:54,160 --> 00:14:57,920 That's no good. Not enough, not enough by a long chalk. 236 00:14:57,920 --> 00:15:02,680 - Oh... - Look, it's cos I'm desperate about our future. 237 00:15:02,680 --> 00:15:05,720 I told you. I love you. 238 00:15:05,720 --> 00:15:08,400 We're going to run away together. 239 00:15:08,400 --> 00:15:12,880 - You still love me, don't ya? - Yes! You mean everything. 240 00:15:14,360 --> 00:15:18,960 You see, we need more money. I miscalculated. 241 00:15:18,960 --> 00:15:22,120 When we first met online, you said you owned an 'ouse, 242 00:15:22,120 --> 00:15:24,960 that you were an author. I see now you live in your mum's 243 00:15:24,960 --> 00:15:28,600 old rented cottage and wrote a pamphlet nobody wants. 244 00:15:28,600 --> 00:15:32,880 I know. I'm sorry. I wanted you to want me. 245 00:15:32,880 --> 00:15:36,560 Thank God you told me about the church fund and raising money. 246 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:38,920 We have our plan now, haven't we, bab? 247 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:42,520 I'm terrified. 248 00:15:42,520 --> 00:15:46,800 We have to go abroad - and soon, my love. I told you about my ex. 249 00:15:46,800 --> 00:15:49,640 He's in prison right now, but that's not enough for me. 250 00:15:49,640 --> 00:15:52,120 Knowing him, he could appear any time. 251 00:15:52,120 --> 00:15:54,760 Any time. Any time! 252 00:15:54,760 --> 00:15:58,240 He's beyond dangerous. Anything could happen to me. 253 00:15:58,240 --> 00:15:59,600 Don't worry. 254 00:16:00,920 --> 00:16:02,800 Speed is of the essence, though. 255 00:16:02,800 --> 00:16:06,440 As long as I can keep switching between Birmingham... 256 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,600 - SOUTHERN ACCENT: - ..and Birmingham, Alabama... 257 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,720 - BRUMMIE: - ..we'll be all right. 258 00:16:13,720 --> 00:16:15,440 SHE SIGHS 259 00:16:16,400 --> 00:16:20,040 Uncle Stan, battered sausage, buttered barm cake. 260 00:16:22,520 --> 00:16:24,720 Just take a seat, mate. Ta. 261 00:16:34,240 --> 00:16:36,560 Where you going? 262 00:16:36,560 --> 00:16:38,120 I need to find her. 263 00:16:38,120 --> 00:16:40,440 Uncle Stan, you only met her once! 264 00:16:40,440 --> 00:16:42,000 We did not meet. 265 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,760 We were destined. 266 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,360 HORN TOOTS 267 00:17:01,680 --> 00:17:04,360 Here we are! 268 00:17:04,360 --> 00:17:05,840 Thank you for the lift. 269 00:17:05,840 --> 00:17:09,600 Well, as you know, I am constantly at your service, dear one, 270 00:17:09,600 --> 00:17:11,840 day...and night. 271 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:15,560 Why thank you, kind sir. 272 00:17:11,840 --> 00:17:15,560 SHE CHUCKLES 273 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,640 Oh! Just admiring that ring. 274 00:17:18,640 --> 00:17:21,720 - May I try it? - Of course you may! 275 00:17:25,240 --> 00:17:27,280 Ah, lovely. 276 00:17:29,360 --> 00:17:31,800 Mercy, I can't remove it. 277 00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:33,440 Oh, never mind. 278 00:17:33,440 --> 00:17:36,600 You can return it at our next rendezvous - which is tonight, 279 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,520 before you even answer. 280 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:43,360 Just call, and I'll appear in a little puff of magic. 281 00:17:47,840 --> 00:17:52,400 You're listening to your local radio station, Blossom Vale FM. 282 00:17:52,400 --> 00:17:54,600 I don't know why she bothers, she's always way behind our Wincey. 283 00:17:54,600 --> 00:17:57,720 Today's headlines: the escaped convict Richard Matthews 284 00:17:57,720 --> 00:17:59,920 is thought to be hiding or travelling in the area. 285 00:17:59,920 --> 00:18:03,320 - Thank you very much. - Citizens are warned to be vigilant. 286 00:18:03,320 --> 00:18:06,840 Tomorrow, the auction for Save Our Tower begins at 6.30 287 00:18:06,840 --> 00:18:10,840 in St Bartholomew's church hall. A small admission price of �3... 288 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,480 So, what you feeling, our Clary? 289 00:18:12,480 --> 00:18:15,360 There's just no mention of Stella anywhere. 290 00:18:15,360 --> 00:18:16,560 Hello! 291 00:18:16,560 --> 00:18:19,760 - Oh, Vicar! - Hi. - Howdy. 292 00:18:19,760 --> 00:18:23,120 - Have any of you seen Stella? - Not since earlier. 293 00:18:23,120 --> 00:18:25,560 I've been waiting at the church for her for over an hour. 294 00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:27,520 I've given up and gone in search. 295 00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,920 Hey, Wincey, have you seen Stella? 296 00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:32,880 Oh, she was emptying the charity shop, last I saw of her. 297 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:34,120 Oh, thank you. 298 00:18:34,120 --> 00:18:36,960 - Nice to see you again, Vicaretta. - Yeah, you too. 299 00:18:38,520 --> 00:18:42,680 You know it's "Vicar" then "Etta"? Her name is not Vicaretta. 300 00:18:42,680 --> 00:18:44,200 Oh! What a relief. 301 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,280 She sounded like an ice cream. 302 00:18:53,040 --> 00:18:54,600 Stan! 303 00:18:55,560 --> 00:18:56,800 Why, thank you. 304 00:18:57,760 --> 00:19:02,320 Suddenly able to look you in the eyes like this. 305 00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:04,680 Why, how kind they are. 306 00:19:04,680 --> 00:19:06,000 Can I help? 307 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,600 Well, I must complete this for my ancestor. 308 00:19:09,600 --> 00:19:12,240 Ancestors is everything to us Vikings. 309 00:19:15,240 --> 00:19:17,920 I need to descend. 310 00:19:17,920 --> 00:19:20,120 Oh! 311 00:19:22,840 --> 00:19:27,720 Er, I have something for you. It's the most precious thing that I own. 312 00:19:27,720 --> 00:19:30,600 - Oh, Stan! - It means everything to me. 313 00:19:31,800 --> 00:19:35,600 - I want you to have it for your auction. - Valuable? 314 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:40,800 - Priceless. - Oh! - It's the thing 315 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,280 Oh, I see. 316 00:19:44,240 --> 00:19:47,160 The Ladybird Book Of Vikings. 317 00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:50,600 - Well! - I'm sorry, I've crayoned a few of the beards in, 318 00:19:50,600 --> 00:19:52,880 but I was just a young kid when I first got it. 319 00:19:52,880 --> 00:19:58,360 Stan, to me, philanthropy is the mark of a great man. 320 00:19:58,360 --> 00:20:01,120 It melts my heart every time. 321 00:20:02,440 --> 00:20:07,880 I have my chippy and my nephew and the Viking re-enactment society 322 00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,760 of Blossom Vale - and surrounding districts. 323 00:20:10,760 --> 00:20:12,960 But...I am so... 324 00:20:13,920 --> 00:20:15,720 ..so lonely. 325 00:20:15,720 --> 00:20:20,000 Oh, Stan, I know that feeling. 326 00:20:20,000 --> 00:20:25,040 - You do? - Yes, we are in the same longboat, you and I. 327 00:20:25,040 --> 00:20:27,040 HE GASPS 328 00:20:27,040 --> 00:20:28,800 HE STRAINS 329 00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:33,800 I pledge my allegiance and service to thee. What does thou need? 330 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,840 Well, at the moment... 331 00:20:36,840 --> 00:20:40,720 ..money - loads of it, if I am to save this tower. 332 00:20:40,720 --> 00:20:44,320 You will have it, I swear before Odin! 333 00:20:48,360 --> 00:20:50,800 Are you...trothed to another? 334 00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:53,520 - Sorry? - The ring. 335 00:20:54,480 --> 00:20:56,680 Oh! That's Race Runard's. 336 00:21:25,440 --> 00:21:28,320 Oh, that one, that would be best there. 337 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:30,920 Can you just put that one 338 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,720 on the table over there? 339 00:21:30,920 --> 00:21:33,720 SHE GIGGLES 340 00:21:33,720 --> 00:21:36,320 Oh, and you, handsome man, 341 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,560 right over there. 342 00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,560 SHE GIGGLES 343 00:21:38,560 --> 00:21:40,560 - Yes. - Thank you. 344 00:21:40,560 --> 00:21:42,560 PHONE CHIMES 345 00:21:48,400 --> 00:21:51,400 SHE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY 346 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:53,720 BELL TINKLES 347 00:21:53,720 --> 00:21:55,160 STAN: Runard! 348 00:21:57,400 --> 00:21:58,520 Yes? 349 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:02,560 I have come to fathom your intentions. 350 00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:06,000 - I'm sorry? - Towards the honourable Stella. 351 00:22:06,000 --> 00:22:10,400 - What the heck is this? - In my tradition, this calls for a contest, 352 00:22:10,400 --> 00:22:12,560 man against man. 353 00:22:12,560 --> 00:22:15,560 Now, listen, mush, I'm sorry to break it to you, 354 00:22:15,560 --> 00:22:18,080 but you run a backstreet chippy, you're not a Viking. 355 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:21,080 Man against man. 356 00:22:21,080 --> 00:22:24,160 Oh, what? Ludicrous! 357 00:22:24,160 --> 00:22:27,640 Oh, it's a duel, is it? Ooh! 358 00:22:27,640 --> 00:22:30,720 Oh, well, then, why don't we just fight with these? 359 00:22:30,720 --> 00:22:33,280 You know, they're here already. Might as well use them, eh? 360 00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:36,680 - No need. - Oh! - I have 361 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:41,000 Oh, my God! No. Please, keep calm, dear boy. Mind me artefacts. 362 00:22:41,000 --> 00:22:44,080 I'd keep a tight eye on your artefacts, if I were you. 363 00:22:44,080 --> 00:22:47,040 Look, no. Listen, I am no threat to you at all. 364 00:22:47,040 --> 00:22:50,640 - I'm not interested in her, actually. - You gave her a ring. 365 00:22:50,640 --> 00:22:52,280 Er, yeah. No, just... 366 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:56,600 ..put your big weapon down and I'll explain. 367 00:22:59,680 --> 00:23:00,920 Thank you. 368 00:23:00,920 --> 00:23:02,680 See, the thing is... 369 00:23:02,680 --> 00:23:05,120 ..the ring is a fake. 370 00:23:05,120 --> 00:23:09,280 It's a worthless trinket. I gave it to her as a test. It's a trap, 371 00:23:09,280 --> 00:23:14,640 cos I am watching to see if she pulls the oldest grift in the book - 372 00:23:14,640 --> 00:23:17,440 pretend the ring will not come off 373 00:23:17,440 --> 00:23:21,400 and then you come back later with it, but swapped with a counterfeit. 374 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:25,560 I'm expecting her back any time soon, you see. It was just a ruse. 375 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:28,800 I don't want her hand in marriage, 376 00:23:28,800 --> 00:23:32,520 but I would like her to come and work here in my shop. 377 00:23:32,520 --> 00:23:36,160 You don't often find one as polished as she. 378 00:23:36,160 --> 00:23:38,880 You know, she'd be a great saleswoman, 379 00:23:38,880 --> 00:23:42,680 but also, she'd spot a fraudster a mile off. 380 00:23:43,600 --> 00:23:46,160 Oh... 381 00:23:46,160 --> 00:23:48,200 All right. Bye-bye. 382 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:50,800 BELL TINKLES 383 00:24:08,560 --> 00:24:11,560 APPLAUSE 384 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,120 And here we are! 385 00:24:20,120 --> 00:24:22,600 - Ring-ring! - Thank you so much. 386 00:24:22,600 --> 00:24:24,040 Congratulations. 387 00:24:24,040 --> 00:24:27,560 - Y'all having a good time? - Oh, yes! - Keep on drinking! 388 00:24:27,560 --> 00:24:31,120 - Why, hello, Mr Race Runard. - Oh, my dear lady. 389 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:34,360 - Stella? I need to talk to you. - Dearest Reverend, not now. 390 00:24:34,360 --> 00:24:35,920 We press forward. 391 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:37,240 Stan! 392 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:39,040 APPLAUSE 393 00:24:40,800 --> 00:24:44,720 Blossom Valers, you are doing great! 394 00:24:44,720 --> 00:24:47,000 Let's hear it for yourselves. 395 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,440 CHEERING 396 00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,440 Lord Mayor! 397 00:24:50,720 --> 00:24:54,520 I want y'all to push that cash-o-meter through the roof! 398 00:24:54,520 --> 00:24:55,840 CHEERING 399 00:24:55,840 --> 00:24:58,600 Fantastic. Now for our next lot. 400 00:24:58,600 --> 00:25:03,120 What am I bid for this pretty little parasol? 401 00:25:03,120 --> 00:25:06,080 Protect yourselves from the sun and the rain 402 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:09,760 or overattentive admirers. 403 00:25:09,760 --> 00:25:11,800 Can someone start me off with 50? 404 00:25:11,800 --> 00:25:14,160 - �50. - Shirl, did you put vodka in this? 405 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:17,600 - Do I hear 60? - Two and a half bottles. 406 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,160 WINCEY GASPS 407 00:25:17,600 --> 00:25:21,160 So did I! 408 00:25:21,160 --> 00:25:23,640 Sold to that cute little man. 409 00:25:25,760 --> 00:25:30,600 Congratulations. Now, before we move on to our next lot, 410 00:25:30,600 --> 00:25:33,760 remember to keep those cash donations rolling in. 411 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,280 Oh, roll, roll, roll. 412 00:25:33,760 --> 00:25:35,280 APPLAUSE 413 00:25:35,280 --> 00:25:37,520 Robin? Where's my little Robin? 414 00:25:37,520 --> 00:25:39,400 Robin is passing among you. 415 00:25:39,400 --> 00:25:42,040 - Yessirree! - The bells! 416 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:44,880 The Bell's! Like what I put in here. 417 00:25:44,880 --> 00:25:47,240 No! No, the church tower ones. 418 00:25:47,240 --> 00:25:52,320 - Bing-bong. - There we are. - Bing-bong. 419 00:25:52,320 --> 00:25:54,960 a giraffe. 420 00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:57,560 Yes, full size. 421 00:25:58,600 --> 00:26:00,360 Can someone start me off? 422 00:26:00,360 --> 00:26:03,320 - 12 pounds and 10 pence! - Any advance? 423 00:26:03,320 --> 00:26:07,280 No? Sold to the lovely PC Adam! 424 00:26:08,560 --> 00:26:10,800 I must be mental. I bloody donated it! 425 00:26:10,800 --> 00:26:13,280 From the lost property! Would you believe it? 426 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:16,440 - Where's Kevin tonight? - He's minding the fort. 427 00:26:16,440 --> 00:26:18,160 I had to be here. 428 00:26:18,160 --> 00:26:21,200 A bit of a controversial lot here. 429 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:24,280 Me! 430 00:26:24,280 --> 00:26:25,960 CHEERING 431 00:26:26,920 --> 00:26:30,480 A cream tea with little old me. 432 00:26:31,480 --> 00:26:33,160 Can I hear 50? 433 00:26:33,160 --> 00:26:35,840 - 50! - Ooh! 60? 434 00:26:35,840 --> 00:26:36,880 70! 435 00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,080 80. 436 00:26:38,080 --> 00:26:39,400 �100. 437 00:26:39,400 --> 00:26:42,640 Shush your mush, you little tyke. 150. 438 00:26:42,640 --> 00:26:45,040 - 200! - Steady on, old boy! 439 00:26:45,040 --> 00:26:46,120 300. 440 00:26:46,120 --> 00:26:47,640 350. 441 00:26:47,640 --> 00:26:49,280 400! 442 00:26:49,280 --> 00:26:52,120 - AUDIENCE: - Ooh! - Sold to that lovely hunk of a man. 443 00:26:52,120 --> 00:26:53,280 APPLAUSE 444 00:26:57,000 --> 00:27:01,040 Congratulations, Stan. And by the way, the ring did come back. 445 00:27:01,040 --> 00:27:05,120 Half-decent copy. And her contacts are quick, I'll give her that. 446 00:27:05,120 --> 00:27:10,160 As to value, as I predicated, could do better out of a lucky bag. 447 00:27:11,960 --> 00:27:15,080 Can you come and give me a hand? I need a little help. 448 00:27:15,080 --> 00:27:19,320 - Just a teeny bit. - Er, yeah... I'll bring... Yeah. 449 00:27:19,320 --> 00:27:26,960 OK. Wow. erm, so, we've been asked to announce lot 25. 450 00:27:26,960 --> 00:27:30,440 What am I bid for this clockwork cake stand that plays 451 00:27:30,440 --> 00:27:33,440 If You Like Pina Coladas And Getting Caught In The Rain? 452 00:27:33,440 --> 00:27:35,480 - Lord Rupert? - �5! 453 00:27:35,480 --> 00:27:39,000 Don't let up on the cash donations, either. Keep them coming in! 454 00:27:40,080 --> 00:27:42,520 - Any...Any more? - �10. 455 00:27:42,520 --> 00:27:44,240 �10. Amazing. �10. 456 00:27:44,240 --> 00:27:47,560 12.50. 12.50. Anything else? Anyone else? 12.50? 457 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,520 - 15! - 15, amazing. Anyone else? 458 00:27:53,480 --> 00:27:54,800 �20! 459 00:27:54,800 --> 00:27:58,840 �20! Amazing. �20. Anyone else? 460 00:28:31,600 --> 00:28:35,120 Pity. Could have had our very own chippy. 461 00:28:35,120 --> 00:28:37,400 I'll settle for a villa in Thailand. 462 00:28:37,400 --> 00:28:40,200 Tonight's the night. Just need to get the payoff. 463 00:28:40,200 --> 00:28:43,400 - How much? - Be around 40 grand, maybe more. 464 00:28:43,400 --> 00:28:45,760 - Did you get that passport for me? - Of course. 465 00:28:47,320 --> 00:28:50,560 The plane's booked. We travel tonight. 466 00:28:50,560 --> 00:28:52,080 SHE CHUCKLES 467 00:28:53,040 --> 00:28:55,600 Going once. Going twice. 468 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,240 Sold! Sold to the lady... 469 00:28:56,640 --> 00:28:59,240 APPLAUSE 470 00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:09,760 Stella! 471 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:13,080 It's been so long. 472 00:29:20,880 --> 00:29:24,680 What about that mug, Robin? Will he give us any trouble? 473 00:29:24,680 --> 00:29:26,480 Leave him to me. 474 00:29:30,360 --> 00:29:34,640 I just want to say thank you so much for coming 475 00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:37,240 and all your bids and donations. 476 00:29:37,240 --> 00:29:40,920 The church tower is going to be saved! Woo! 477 00:29:43,800 --> 00:29:48,240 I love y'all. I love you. Mwah! Mwah! 478 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:52,480 SHE LAUGHS 479 00:29:48,240 --> 00:29:52,480 Hey, that went well! 480 00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:54,920 She really knows how to raise money, does that one. 481 00:29:54,920 --> 00:29:57,080 Oh, she's a dynamo, alrighty. 482 00:29:57,080 --> 00:29:59,640 Oh, good old Stella, saving the church tower. 483 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:03,360 Does that rhyme? Or has Wincey and Shirl's punch sent me woozy? 484 00:30:03,360 --> 00:30:05,440 - Woozy. - Got you. 485 00:30:07,960 --> 00:30:10,960 Well done, Stella! 486 00:30:10,960 --> 00:30:13,120 There she blows! 487 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:16,040 Vicar Etta, only been here five minutes and already on the way 488 00:30:16,040 --> 00:30:19,280 to getting her tower saved. She must be pleased. 489 00:30:19,280 --> 00:30:21,880 She didn't really look it. 490 00:30:21,880 --> 00:30:25,400 Stella! I want to talk to you... 491 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,680 - ..if that IS your name. - What are you talking about? 492 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:33,440 - What are you up to? - Saving your tower, if you hadn't noticed. 493 00:30:33,440 --> 00:30:35,520 - I've rumbled you. - What? 494 00:30:35,520 --> 00:30:38,560 Well, for a start, that �10,000 cheque you gave me 495 00:30:38,560 --> 00:30:41,400 went on a bungee jump, bouncing in and out of the bank. 496 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:44,080 - I haven't got time for this. - Well, make time. 497 00:30:44,080 --> 00:30:49,360 Also, according to this, the pamphlet that Robin wrote, 498 00:30:49,360 --> 00:30:53,440 Stirling Tobias Norris, your ancestor, 499 00:30:53,440 --> 00:30:55,760 was childless and unmarried. 500 00:30:55,760 --> 00:30:59,480 - BRUMMIE: - OK, OK. We've both got a few secrets, haven't we? 501 00:30:59,480 --> 00:31:04,280 - I wasn't sure at first, but that grip tells a story. - What? 502 00:31:04,280 --> 00:31:06,640 A little place called Bronzefield nick. 503 00:31:06,640 --> 00:31:11,000 You were young, but you were the big I am, though, weren't you, then? 504 00:31:11,960 --> 00:31:15,120 Coming back now, is it, Reverend? 505 00:31:15,120 --> 00:31:18,360 I want answers, not a diversion. Where's the money? 506 00:31:18,360 --> 00:31:21,040 - What, you after your cut? - You want to watch your mouth. 507 00:31:21,040 --> 00:31:22,600 Yeah, that's more like it. 508 00:31:22,600 --> 00:31:25,280 You're a bigger scammer than I could ever be. 509 00:31:25,280 --> 00:31:27,480 Thought I recognised you. 510 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,600 I was in on a minor fraud charge. You were on a much more serious 511 00:31:30,600 --> 00:31:35,960 wing, a known leader of a notorious girl gang. 512 00:31:35,960 --> 00:31:38,640 Grievous bodily harm, wasn't it? 513 00:31:38,640 --> 00:31:40,600 Robbery, wasn't it? 514 00:31:40,600 --> 00:31:43,000 Drug dealing, wasn't it? 515 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:45,560 Blimey, I could go on and on. 516 00:31:46,600 --> 00:31:49,560 You'd better watch your back... 517 00:31:49,560 --> 00:31:53,200 ..unless you want your precious parishioners to know the truth. 518 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,280 - I'd better get back. - I'll walk you. 519 00:32:06,280 --> 00:32:10,080 - No! You've two buses to catch. - I know a short cut. 520 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:15,960 How about a quick visit to Valhalla And Chips, warm the cockles? 521 00:32:15,960 --> 00:32:17,440 Come on, put your arm to bed. 522 00:32:18,360 --> 00:32:21,920 - Shame. - What is? - Me poor old Chopper didn't sell. 523 00:32:23,320 --> 00:32:25,120 Ta-ra, girls! 524 00:32:27,040 --> 00:32:30,120 Where did the vicar get to? She left pretty darn sharpish. 525 00:32:31,640 --> 00:32:33,880 CHURCH BELLS PEAL 526 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:37,520 What? It's not Sunday. 527 00:32:37,520 --> 00:32:40,240 BELLS RING DISCORDANTLY 528 00:32:43,600 --> 00:32:45,920 Help! 529 00:32:45,920 --> 00:32:50,080 Help me! Help! 530 00:32:50,080 --> 00:32:51,640 Help me! 531 00:32:51,640 --> 00:32:54,240 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 532 00:33:01,440 --> 00:33:05,000 I think I need to take it from here. One of the lads might be able 533 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,320 to give you a lift. 534 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,440 PHONE RINGS 535 00:33:06,320 --> 00:33:08,440 Sorry, I need to take this. 536 00:33:08,440 --> 00:33:09,600 Hello? 537 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:11,080 Yeah. 538 00:33:19,440 --> 00:33:21,560 For what it's worth, I didn't do it. 539 00:33:23,360 --> 00:33:26,640 - What happened? - I suspected a scam. 540 00:33:26,640 --> 00:33:31,160 10,000 was never paid over as promised. I confronted her about it. 541 00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:37,520 - Yes? - Let's just say this isn't the first time I've been in cuffs. 542 00:33:37,520 --> 00:33:41,200 - You can talk to us, Vicar. - Still calling me Vicar? 543 00:33:42,360 --> 00:33:44,800 If only you knew how much that title means to me. 544 00:33:47,920 --> 00:33:50,680 I have a chequered past - 545 00:33:50,680 --> 00:33:53,920 girl gangs, violence, jail. 546 00:33:53,920 --> 00:33:59,240 It's where I found God. I lost my liberty and found my liberation. 547 00:34:00,200 --> 00:34:02,240 But I couldn't tell people that. 548 00:34:02,240 --> 00:34:05,360 I wanted you to get to know me, to trust me. 549 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,000 All I can say is "follow the money". 550 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:12,640 ADAM SIGHS 551 00:34:12,640 --> 00:34:15,600 The auction money has just been found, hidden in your office. 552 00:34:15,600 --> 00:34:17,640 And Robin's reported that all the charity bank accounts 553 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:20,920 that were set up through the church have been emptied. 554 00:34:20,920 --> 00:34:22,960 Shall we have a chat down the station? 555 00:34:30,680 --> 00:34:33,960 - Go ahead. - Sighting of Matthews on the edge of town. Details to follow. 556 00:34:33,960 --> 00:34:38,840 Er, there's been a sighting of the prisoner. I've got to go. 557 00:34:39,800 --> 00:34:42,800 - Adam? - Yeah? 558 00:34:42,800 --> 00:34:44,960 Be careful. 559 00:34:44,960 --> 00:34:46,960 Yeah. Will do. 560 00:34:50,040 --> 00:34:52,440 POLICE SIRENS BLARE 561 00:35:03,560 --> 00:35:06,160 - Everything all right, mate? - Yeah, all good. 562 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,080 Car's not looking great. 563 00:35:07,480 --> 00:35:10,080 MATTHEWS GRUNTS 564 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:16,520 Stop! Police! Stop where you are! 565 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:20,040 Back up! 566 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:23,280 Stay down! Stay down! 567 00:35:24,240 --> 00:35:25,600 Grab him! 568 00:35:25,600 --> 00:35:27,480 SHOUTING 569 00:35:29,000 --> 00:35:33,080 Get off! I haven't done anything! Get off me! 570 00:35:50,880 --> 00:35:53,800 Think of what Etta said - follow the money. Where is the money? 571 00:35:53,800 --> 00:35:57,080 It's vanished. Save Our Tower page, gone. The lot. 572 00:35:57,080 --> 00:36:00,160 I just can't bear to think of the image of that dead body, 573 00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:03,000 - swaying in the ropes. - Yeah, I see it, too, 574 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:06,560 and all that flying dust in the stream of the moonlight. 575 00:36:06,560 --> 00:36:09,680 Yes, settled on her velvet suit. 576 00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,240 - Yes. - And on the shoulders of it. 577 00:36:15,640 --> 00:36:17,840 Was it dust from the bells above? 578 00:36:18,800 --> 00:36:23,000 Oh, Lily. Oh, I can see it now. Oh, it was... 579 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:25,640 - Dandruff! - White against the velvet. 580 00:36:25,640 --> 00:36:28,600 And you can't get dandruff from a wig! 581 00:36:29,640 --> 00:36:33,240 The Save Our Tower page, gone. Bank accounts, empty. 582 00:36:33,240 --> 00:36:35,480 - Robin! - Robin. 583 00:36:49,240 --> 00:36:51,880 - Go away! - Please let us in. 584 00:36:55,360 --> 00:36:57,360 Well, that's a bad sign. 585 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:07,720 HE WAILS 586 00:37:10,240 --> 00:37:12,840 HE SOBS 587 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:28,960 Thank you. 588 00:37:31,920 --> 00:37:33,640 What happened, Robin? 589 00:37:35,280 --> 00:37:37,240 She did it, that vicar. 590 00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:44,480 You will have to tell us the truth, Robin. Clary, tell him. 591 00:37:44,480 --> 00:37:47,640 Your DNA will be in the dandruff found at the crime scene. 592 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:54,160 What happened? You can tell us. 593 00:38:01,200 --> 00:38:02,800 I was always a loner. 594 00:38:03,760 --> 00:38:08,880 But since she - Mum - passed, it's been so lonely. 595 00:38:10,720 --> 00:38:16,280 I began to live life online, started looking at online dating. 596 00:38:16,280 --> 00:38:20,280 Suddenly, she came into my life. 597 00:38:20,280 --> 00:38:24,160 - Stella? - Rita, she was called at first. 598 00:38:24,160 --> 00:38:27,160 I could not believe she could be interested in me. 599 00:38:27,160 --> 00:38:33,000 It's like I began to, for the first time, have a life. 600 00:38:34,120 --> 00:38:37,600 - Shall I get you a drink? - Thank you. 601 00:38:40,320 --> 00:38:45,000 It was all a scam. When she found out about the church tower, 602 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:49,200 she hatched this plan to set it up, then take off with the money. 603 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:53,520 She will come in the guise of Stella, a Southern belle. 604 00:38:53,520 --> 00:38:56,440 All I have to do is to pretend I don't know her 605 00:38:56,440 --> 00:39:01,160 and follow instructions. I was scared to death but so in love. 606 00:39:03,600 --> 00:39:05,360 Here you go, Robin. 607 00:39:10,360 --> 00:39:11,760 She told me to drain the accounts 608 00:39:11,760 --> 00:39:14,320 and meet her at the bell tower with the cash from the auction. 609 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:17,520 - Where is it? - Here. - The accounts? 610 00:39:17,520 --> 00:39:19,680 The worst was when I went to kiss her. 611 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:22,600 Get away! God! 612 00:39:22,600 --> 00:39:25,920 - We love each other. - You disgust me. 613 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,080 You...You kissed that man. 614 00:39:25,920 --> 00:39:28,080 SHE LAUGHS 615 00:39:29,600 --> 00:39:33,160 Course I kissed him. He's my partner and lover. 616 00:39:33,160 --> 00:39:37,320 Haven't you woken up yet? You think I'd be with you? 617 00:39:37,320 --> 00:39:42,560 I do this all the time. It's my living, taking people like you. 618 00:39:47,640 --> 00:39:49,200 I lost control. 619 00:39:51,120 --> 00:39:52,840 I lost control. 620 00:39:52,840 --> 00:39:59,240 Later, I hid the cash in the vicar's office, knowing it would frame her, 621 00:39:59,240 --> 00:40:04,560 told the police it had gone missing from the hall. So sorry. Sorry. 622 00:40:05,880 --> 00:40:09,440 Robin, we are here to arrest... 623 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,800 Erm... 624 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,320 - You just... - Come on. 625 00:40:23,480 --> 00:40:25,960 So phase one for the work is raised. 626 00:40:29,080 --> 00:40:33,600 Thank you, thank you all. And thank you for accepting me. 627 00:40:33,600 --> 00:40:37,680 I couldn't have asked for a more welcoming and loving parish. 628 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,200 ALL: Ahhh! 629 00:40:40,400 --> 00:40:44,520 Let the bells peal out in thanks. Come on, old lads, ring out. 630 00:40:44,520 --> 00:40:46,520 BELLS PEAL 631 00:40:46,520 --> 00:40:48,520 CHEERING 632 00:40:54,720 --> 00:40:59,240 - Well, thank God you're safe. - It's all in the line of duty. 633 00:40:59,240 --> 00:41:02,160 We returned Zag. He kind of gave up any fight when he heard 634 00:41:02,160 --> 00:41:06,320 about Stella, so we won't be seeing him for a very long time. 635 00:41:06,320 --> 00:41:09,200 - Lovely it worked out. - Well, the money was recovered. 636 00:41:09,200 --> 00:41:12,400 - Robin gave us all the help he could. - Well, I'll say it again, 637 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,960 I'm very glad you're safe. I was very worried. 638 00:41:17,480 --> 00:41:18,960 SHE KISSES 639 00:41:22,440 --> 00:41:23,760 Er... 640 00:41:25,000 --> 00:41:27,440 I, er... I was... 641 00:41:30,600 --> 00:41:33,040 What...What are you doing on Saturday? 642 00:41:33,040 --> 00:41:35,160 Saturday's our busiest day. 643 00:41:35,160 --> 00:41:38,080 Oh. Er, right. 644 00:41:38,080 --> 00:41:40,120 But Sunday... 645 00:41:41,080 --> 00:41:43,840 Sunday's not, though. 646 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,160 Uncle Stan? I bought it back for you. 647 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,360 KEV WINCES 648 00:42:01,360 --> 00:42:05,200 - So good of you, Rupert. - Sorry? 649 00:42:05,200 --> 00:42:08,400 To give such a generous donation, matching what was raised. 650 00:42:08,400 --> 00:42:11,320 - I... - You are a good man. 651 00:42:12,280 --> 00:42:13,800 Well, thank you. 652 00:42:13,800 --> 00:42:18,680 It's the agricultural society's annual Rose of the Year award 653 00:42:18,680 --> 00:42:21,520 next month, and I'm submitting Lily Rose, 654 00:42:21,520 --> 00:42:25,240 and I just wondered if perhaps you'd be my guest of honour. 655 00:42:28,120 --> 00:42:30,200 I will look in the appointment book. 656 00:42:32,000 --> 00:42:33,720 Only joking. Course I'll be there. 657 00:42:33,720 --> 00:42:35,280 Well, that's very good. 658 00:42:35,280 --> 00:42:37,560 Well, let's continue with the celebrations. 659 00:42:37,560 --> 00:42:39,160 There's plenty of food and drink. 660 00:42:39,160 --> 00:42:43,280 No fear, my sweet seventies playlist is here. 661 00:42:43,280 --> 00:42:46,480 MUSIC: Love Is In The Air by John Paul Young 662 00:42:46,480 --> 00:42:48,240 Love Is In The Air! 663 00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:49,680 LAUGHTER 664 00:42:49,680 --> 00:42:52,160 665 00:42:52,160 --> 00:42:54,560 ALL JOIN IN: 666 00:42:57,600 --> 00:42:59,840 667 00:42:59,840 --> 00:43:02,440 668 00:43:04,600 --> 00:43:08,560 if I'm being foolish 669 00:43:08,560 --> 00:43:12,480 if I'm being wise 670 00:43:12,480 --> 00:43:17,040 that I must believe in 671 00:43:17,040 --> 00:43:20,480 when I look in your eyes... 672 00:43:21,720 --> 00:43:27,160 Ohhh... 673 00:43:27,160 --> 00:43:28,800 674 00:43:28,800 --> 00:43:32,680 Love is in the air 675 00:43:34,080 --> 00:43:39,040 Oh, oh, ohhh... 676 00:43:39,090 --> 00:43:43,640 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0